Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

Awww, are you going to cry? I think you are, and I hope you do, and you really should. Your penis is so pathetic and small you know no woman would have any use for it. I can’t even count how many guys calls up and complain about their inadequately sized penises. And how many more are lying when they say they have ones over ten inches. Come on, we know you can divide that number by three! Most small penis guys are pitiful little twerps that know they don’t stand a chance with a real woman because of their little wee wee’s.

The premature ejaculators are usually part of this group as well. Not only are they small, but they blow their load in one to two minutes. Gee, what a catch they are, real pros in the bedroom – NOT! Pathetic. If you were any great wiz in the bedroom, you wouldn’t be calling a phone sex line in the first place, you’d be out bedding the ladies and have them lining up for more. In reality, we know you’re a three inch dick loser that can’t get a real woman, or if you did, she closed up shop long ago because it’s just too small to make it worth her effort. Or lemme guess, you’re in a cuckold relationship, since you’re too small to be of any use.

The two pump chumps out there usually only call for a moment or two, since they just can’t keep it going for long. One called the other night, all of two inches hard he was, lol, I asked when it’s soft, does it shrink back up, doorbell dick. Ding dong, nobody home! He was crying he was so embarrassed at his little clit. What a worm. These guys are used to being objects of ridicule, so it’s fun to torment them even further, they love it.