All I Want For Christmas Is A Normal Sized Dick

No matter how much you pray or wish to God or Santa Claus, you can’t make your dick bigger, lord knows you’ve tried, right? It’s only natural to make fun of guys with tiny cocks, it seems the natural order and way of things. Some that call are so fucking small it’s pathetic, they have no idea how much of a disappointment to women they truly are. Such small dick losers that also usually blow their minuscule few drops of cum in a mere few thrusts, such total, complete failures.

I enjoy making fun of a man’s shortcomings, I find it easy and amusing and they should be told how utterly pathetic they are and what duds in the bedroom, so many that have tiny dicks are just such jokes as men and should be called on it and have everyone know how little they are. A guy called up last night, said his penis was maximum two and a half inches erect. I burst out laughing right at that admission and it got worse from there. He said if he can last thirty seconds after penetration, that’s a good length of time for him to last. Thirty seconds. Gee, the ladies must be lining up for this Casanova, eh? What a nothing he was. I said I bet you don’t get many second dates after the first, right? He said many times as soon as the clothes come off they just get dressed and leave, and the ones that go through with it, usually never come back after.

I wasn’t surprised in the slightest. I asked him if he’d thought of sucking off other guys maybe as an alternative to putting the women at large through this trial of his small penis and he said yes, he’d considered it, since then his small cock wouldn’t matter and he could forget about disappointing the ladies so continually. I said that was an excellent idea and he’d better pursue it and forget the women.